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12.08.2010

The New Facebook and Other Loose Ends.


Ahhhh, now look at ya. You saw the title. And you said, "Ohemgee, he's gonna talk about the new Facebook, and how it's so different, and how much it sucks!!! It's sooo annoyingggg!" Well, you know me better than that. Guess again, bitches.
Once in a while, Mark Zuckerberg is sitting up in his ivory tower looking at his own Facebook profile, and he says, "This shit needs to change." (Citation needed.) And so he moves some stuff around on the homepage, and he moves some stuff around on your profile, and he makes it look pretty. And Mark saw the Facebook, and the Facebook was good. (If you didn't get that biblical reference, you need to go to church this weekend.) Scene change. I sit in my dorm room, Xbox controller warm in hand, ready to kill some Geth. All of a sudden, I get the urge to check my Facebook, even though I did that literally five seconds ago. I notice the new changes. I look upon them with slight disdain, then in about five seconds, I realize that the changes are actually not that different, and in fact make the interface a little easier on the eyes. I change my status, then began my Mass Effect marathon.
Now, apparently, I'm in the very small minority of people who do this, because it seems that the default reaction for this situation is to throw a big ass hissy-fit, cry like a baby, and then propose your ever-living hatred for all things Facebook. You then get on Facebook, and talk to your friends about how the new Facebook sucks. The majority of people will then, in one month, forget how the old Facebook looked, and find something else to bitch about.
I bitch about a lot of things: people being misleading with texts, people ruining the music industry, people making decisions based on ignorance. But I will never bitch about the new Facebook, because that is about the dumbest thing one can do. For one, for all your wrath and fury, your ass is gonna get home from class and hop right on Facebook like it called your name. He could name the shit JimCrowBook and no matter what, you would be on it. It's way too big of a part of our every day lives now. It can't be ignored. So if Zuckerberg changes something, and you get pissed and wanna vent a little in a status, by all means go ahead. But after 3 statuses, 4 notes, 7 wall posts, 2 links and a video, ehh, that's a little damn excessive. Boycott or something, I don't care, I just don't wanna see that crap anymore. Especially ON Facebook. That's just dumb. You're not gonna do anything about it but complain, then forget. That's not speaking your mind, that's just being a baby.
On to Loose Ends: I have regretfully decided that I will not be writing a blog post in order to explain my stance on Eminem. It just isn't worth it in all honesty, and I don't want to send the wrong message. As lackluster as his past two albums were, I still consider him a good artist, and although I feel that he has had some negative influence on the industry, it's not enough to dump on him with a blog post for.
In other news, I'm starting a new series, probably tomorrow. I stole the idea from the All-City Chess Club's blog (if you don't know, please Google). I'll keep you in suspense till then. Deuces.

12.02.2010

Runaway

I honestly don't know how the hell we haven't posted this yet. You know of it, though. Kanye released a thirty-minute video along with his album that acts as a music video for all the songs, but in all honesty is a different project in its own right. Ummmm. I don't have the time to work through all the shit going on in it right now, but I will post a review later. Well Daniel probably will. Anyway, here's the video:






Even if you don't like Kanye, you gotta appreciate the artistry. Anyway, I also have a new post coming, in order to discuss why I hate award shows and why Eminem is destroying rap. Stay tuned.

11.22.2010

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Buy it. Now.

11.21.2010

Video of the Week: FUCK YO MEAN MUG!!!!!

I realize this little thing isn't weekly at all but its still funny to me to call it "of the week." Anyways check out Soulja's new video for his club banger "Mean Mug." Wiz's DJ played this shit before Wiz went on at his show at The National and it just goes too hard in a club setting like that, so turn your shit all the way up and check this one out. I actually like 50 on it too. Soulja's new album The DeAndre Way out Nov. 30 show him some love. Download link below.


11.16.2010

Michael Vick and the American Prison System

Michael Vick. Candidate for the 2011 NFL Most Valuable Player award. Comeback story of the decade. Whatever you wanna call him, there's no doubt that the man is playing out of his mind. On Monday Night Football, he led the Eagles to a 59-28 routing of Donovan McNabb's Redskins, amassing 413 yards and accounting for 6 of his team's touchdowns. Despite not starting at the beginning of the season, and despite enduring a rib injury that kept him out of three games, Vick has managed to pass for 1,350 yards and has the best passer rating in the NFL. But he was always a great quarterback. What's different now?
In 2001, the Atlanta Falcons used their first overall pick in the draft to sign Michael Vick, a Virginia Tech Hokie. Not only were Vick's skills causing a buzz, but he was also the first black quarterback to ever be drafted at number one. (Quick side-note: He was also drafted in the 30th round of the 2000 MLB Draft by the Colorado Rockies...he didn't play baseball at Tech). And immediately, he earned his recognition. He led the Falcons to an NFC Championship game, ended the Packers' playoff streak at Lambeau Field, and just overall kicked a lot of ass. But he was also the quarterback; he never was the leader. He never earned that captain's honor he was given. Talented, no doubt, but immaturity began to eclipse his talent.* Flicking off fans, giving girls genital herpes under the alias "Ron Mexico," having a friend sell weed out of your truck...the list goes on. But everything came to a head in July of 2007. Exit quarterback. Enter Convict.

Almost two years later, enter ex-convict. Almost two years later, he gets out of jail. Almost two years later, he's given another chance. Two years later, he's a possible MVP.
Where was this Michael Vick when I needed him? What changed Michael so much? In Atlanta, his disrespect and selfishness got him deemed a "coach-killer" by Jim Mora, Sr. Fast-forward to November 2010 and he's encouraging linemen and reprimanding return men for fumbling. This is a strong charge here, but I have to say it: Michael Vick is a better man than when he went to prison, and it is because of prison that he is a better man.
The American prison system is definitely not known for making sure its former residents stay out of prison. (Oh look! Statistics!) We focus more on punishment than rehabilitation. Everyday ex-cons can hardly find jobs, can't vote, or own even own slaves. (jk) But maybe, and just maybe, Mike's story is the happy one: the one of a man realizing his mistakes in prison and re-assessing his entire downfall. Perhaps it took Mike 18 months of shitty food and constant butthole guarding to realize how badly he tossed away the opportunity of a lifetime. Not only did he work his ass off to stay in shape for the NFL, he emerged from the gates a better man. A better leader. A better quarterback. A better person.
Then again, he did fight dogs. How can we forgive him when we stories like this? Well, some people won't. To some, he's just another ghetto hooligan who got what was coming to him. Can't outrun your past, boy. That's what you get for being a product of your surroundings. But I'm not in that group. I lost faith in Michael Vick in 2007. But I have since gained the faith back. The number 7 I laud now not only throws hard and runs fast, but also behaves on the field like a gentlemen. Dr. Chamberlayne would be proud, I believe. Maybe prison is to blame for his renewed personality. If that's the case, let's send Randy Moss and T.O. to Leavenworth. But I doubt that their stories will be as positive. That's a testament to Vick's character.
As a Falcons fan, I say "Go Eagles!" I root for Vick all the way. Second chances are hard to come by. Let's hope he makes the most of it. I'll see you in the NFC Championship.

*It's been a long time, so if you don't remember, lemme throw some of that talent your way:
-First quarterback/running back combo (with Warrick Dunn) to run for 1,000 yards each.
-Has highest yards-per-carry average in NFL history
-NFL Postseason Record for Quarterback rushing yards with 115
-Only quarterback in history to rush for over 1,000 yards
I could do this all day...

WEEZY IS BACK: New Song - Fire Flame (Remix)

I apologize for not posting about Lil Wayne's release from jail earlier (thank you Luke Canavan), but up until now there's not been much to talk about besides the fact that he is out of jail. Regardless, Weezy has blessed the internet with his first vereses since his release from prison.

Its early to be making any calls about change in style, but the lyrics here are noticeably more introspective and thoughtful than those of the I am not a Human Being-era Weezy. At the same time though he is still packing hard punchlines delivered with the same raw power that has always made Wayne special. Download the song below, give it a listen, see what you think, and enjoy your first taste of post-prison Lil Wayne. I can't wait to hear more.

Download Link: Fire Flame (Remix)

Bonus Videos:

Lil Wayne thanks his fans for their continued support during his imprisonment in the first video.

The second was taken a few days after Lil Wayne got out of jail. He surprised Drake and his audience by making an unannounced appearance at Drake's show in Las Vegas that was also Wayne's first public appearance since his release from jail. WELCOME BACK WEEZY!!


(Skip to 2:20 to see Weezy come out and surprise the shit out of Drake's goofy ass.)


11.03.2010

Head of the State

I recently ran across this video. Set to the tune of "Hard in Da Paint," it offers an alternative view of Barack Obama's presidency. Quite possibly offensive, but also quite possible the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Please watch the whole thing. I think the funniest thing is the ad-libbing throughout. This dude has his Obama impression down. Check it out.

Pharrell May Be the Craziest/Most Creative Person Ever


Also, Check out N.E.R.D.'s 4th studio album "Nothing" which dropped yesterday.

10.27.2010

Lupe's Stealing my Ideas!

This is Lupe's first single off of the long awaited album Lasers. It features a reworked sample of Modest Mouse "Float On." Its pretty cool check it out.

10.20.2010

Album Review: Chiddy Bang - The Preview



Chiddy Bang mania. Get ready for it, people. With producer Xaphoon Jones' (the white guy... yes Chiddy Bang is a group, you fools) elctro/indie/pop sampling beats and Chiddy's clean, and punchline packed raps, these guys have been redefining the genre of hip-hop and taking the digital music scene by storm. Now signed by EMI, Xaph and Chiddy make their first entry into hip-hop's commercial arena with The Preview.

The Preview is exactly what the title suggests, a preview of things to come. The 8 track mini-album consists of 3 successful songs off of their freshman mixtape, The Swelly Express, and 5 new tracks that offer a forecast of their potential. The Preview also boasts some impressive features with hip-hop legend Q-tip of A Tribe Called Quest and indie/folk band Darwin Deez making vocal appearances and the esteemed Pharell co-producing the lead-off track "GoodLife."

The preview is a fucking tease of an album, and it left me craving more Chiddy Bang (I can't wait to hear Chiddy really trade verses with another rapper over a Xaphoon beat). It really gave me the feeling that these two are about to blow up in a big way. Their sound is radio friendly and extremely accessible to a wide variety of listeners, but it manages to maintain actual musical validity as well, an elusive combination rarely found in music today.
Chiddy Bang is ready for the mainstream and commercial and critical success (I smell a Grammy), and The Preview shows us precisely why they deserve it. I can't really give this album a traditional rating because of its length, but if you haven't really heard their stuff yet, get The Preview. It is certainly worth the listen, and, if you are like me, you'll want to put it on repeat after the first song.


10.09.2010

G92: Boldy Saying No Homo Where It Should Have Been Before

Some rappers distance themselves from the silliness that is "no homo" and simply do not utter the two words, even when they are extremely applicable. The force themselves not to partake, and they do not enter their music into the game of "no homo." While I do respect their choice, I feel as if sometimes, even if you are in that category of artist, it is imperative that you clear things up. One of these artists is Kid Cudi. Rarely ever arguing his straightness in the lyrics of his music, he places himself above such tomfoolery; however, sometimes it works against him.
Take for example, his song entitled "09 Freestyle" off of the "Dat Kid From Cleveland" mixtape.

"Most niggas will quote you, play scrabble with your words man/till they see you at your show, it's my dick that they blow, MAN!"

I don't think I really need to say anything here but what is really necessary. No homo, Scott. For everyone's sake.




Video of the Week: Lil Wayne - I am not a Human Being

I reeealllly haven't been keeping up with this one, but you didn't even notice so its cool.

Anyways, this week's video is Lil Wayne's I am not a Human Being. I like the video mainly because its always entertaining to watch Lil Wayne stunt, but also because the black light effect used throughout is pretty cool.

Check out Weezy's black light tattoos that he actually had tattooed on him, not just painted on like a "bitch ass n****" as Wayne says (see the 2nd video, its pretty funny).

As a video it doesn't really offer anything conceptually fresh. But its a cool visual for a cool song, and its definitely worth watching.


10.06.2010

Diggin' in the Crates: Special Edition, Return of the Flamboyant

AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT! The master of the mic, the most valuable poet on the M-I-C, the Devil's Son, a.k.a. Big L is back, y'all. It has just been announced that Big L is coming out with his second posthumous album, which is reported to be his last. The album combines never released verses of L's with production from his DITC family. I wanted it to be a surprise but Hutton Adcock posted it on my wall like an ass. Booooo. Anyway, the last album from possibly the greatest lyricist of all time is definitely a celebration worthy event, so I'm gonna help you celebrate. Below, a fantastic song by Big L. You can read the story of the album here.

10.04.2010

Album Review: Lil Wayne I am not a Human Being

My Rating: 6/10

Lil Wayne dropped his latest album, I am not a Human Being, On September 27 (his Birthday).
It's No Ceilings-era Lil Wayne at its best, and I love it. Its full of the funny metaphor/similie-punchlines that we have come to love and expect from Wayne. On the ludicrously named track "Gonorrhea" he laughs, "Y'all some bitches like beta phi beta," which gave me a good chuckle. However, as always with Lil Wayne, he tries hundreds of different smilies, some work, and some just come off as forced "We in this bitch like tampon" (ew).

As a huge Weezy fan, I couldn't help but enjoy the album, as Drake said "I think the project is just a lot of Wayne songs... it's that stuff that people want to hear." But I'd like to see Weezy depart from his funny flow more often as he kind of does in "I'm Single," and i think Weezy feels the same way. I can only assume that he has undergone a large amount of personal growth based on his semi-frequent posts on Weezythanxyou.com, and as a rapper that means we can expect to see a significant change in his style, not only in his delivery but also in his content. Lil Wayne put out this album to get rid of all of those songs he had recorded before prison, so that Tha Carter IV can be a completely original and post-prison project. I think that was a great idea because, like any fan, I want to pay for the best product possible, but that brings me to my biggest issue with this album.

It fucking costs $11! That is a sin. By treating this as a collection of tracks that was simply meant to rid C4 of its pre-prison work, YM acknowledges that this album is really not an album at all. It is a mixtape, one that I would have gladly downloaded as some sort of No Ceilings extension, but I simply can not support the selling of this thrown together collection of songs. It is industry greed at its worst.

However, you can't lose sight of the joy that comes from blasting the album's high points (especially "With You" and "I am not a Human Being" for me). So, what we are left with is a solid No Ceilings rehash mixtape that is blasphemously being sold as an album. My final verdict? I can't advise you to spend your money on this with a clean conscious, and because of that it earns a lackluster and average 6/10.

10.02.2010

G92: Boldy Saying No Homo Where It Should Have Been Before...Part 2

In today's hip-hop, one must be very careful of the things that they say, so as to not appear "homo." Kanye West, rap's potential savior, usually steers clear of both "no homo" and homo-erotic lyrics, but he slips up in his featured verse on Jay-Z's "The Blueprint 3" in the song "Hate." He utters a line with much gay potential, saying:

"We blasting off just like a laser, nigga: peyoom, peyoom, peyoom!"

Not really gay until he makes the sound effects, wich takes the homo-eroticism to a "whole-nother-level." Which leads me to say, "Wake up, Mr. West! For you, I insert the 'no homo.'"

9.29.2010

KanYe signs Mos Def: G.O.O.D. Music takeover is imminent

This past week Mos Def agreed to sign with G.O.O.D. Music, building upon what may be the best rap alliance of all time. He is the latest veteran rapper to sign with G.O.O.D. Music joining other esteemed MC's Common, Consequence, GLC, Malik Yusef, and recent signee Pusha T of the rap duo Clipse.

For those who don't know, Mos Def is a very well and widely respected rapper who has been in the game since the late 90's. He will definitly mix nicely with the rest of the cast at G.O.O.D. and I can't wait to hear him collab with some of the younger artists, perhaps Cudi or Big Sean.

With Mos Def's signing, it would seem that G.O.O.D. is prepared for a full on takeover of the rap game, especially in light of Young Money's recent release of "I am Not a Human Being,"(review soon) a hap-hazardly recorded and mixed collection of unreleased, rushed, and pre-lockup Lil Wayne songs which is ludicrously being sold as an album when it would likely garner mediocre acclaim as a MIXTAPE.

Meanwhile, G.O.O.D. Music is putting out a FREE song every Friday as a part of "Good Fridays." Furthermore, every one of the songs released thus far (excluding the awkwardly put together "Lord Lord Lord") has been absolutely top-notch, and thats not even taking into account their recent and free mixtape, "A Good Ass Mixtape." In comparison to G.O.O.D.'s "we do it for the fans" attitude, YM is looking horribly commercial, and, honestly, they are failing to create any valid Hip-Hop at the moment. I hate to kick them while they are down, though, so I'll wait till Weezy is out of Rikers to make any final judgements. But, for now, G.O.O.D. is Mos Def runnin this shit.

Download/Listen to "A Good Ass Mixtape" here

Download/Listen to all Good Friday songs here

Buy "I am Not a Human Being" on itunes if you want... smh

Note: The pic is from Kanye and G.O.O.D.'s upcoming spread for XXL

9.28.2010

Diggin' in the Crates: Vol. 3

Since Ric is a slackin ho, I have decided to provide the next installment in his little series. Anyways, this is the Pharcyde, an alternative hip-hop group similar to the likes of A Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul. Many of my favorite rappers (including Cudi... thank you wikipedia) have listed the Pharcyde as an influence, so I decided to get their debut album, Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde. I was hooked on their style. The song below is their first single "Passin' me By," and it definitely has distinct of flavor to it, particularly the first verse. Give it a listen and see what you think.

9.27.2010

BOOM

Rick Ross is the shit

9.24.2010

Vid of the Week: Chiddy Bang, Pass Out

This is a new thing I'm gonna start doing, every Friday I'll put up a music video I like because I think music videos... good ones at least... go largely unappreciated in music. Here's one from the dynamic duo Chiddy Bang. Its a really cool concept, I'm not sure if it turned out as well as they'd hope, but I think its pretty dope.


9.17.2010

Cudi Spazzin

Read this, Idk what he was thinkin dissin Wale but this is some real shit... Mr. Rager!!

Speaking of Wale, when you hit that fan at your show last December, he came out with a line about it ["Throwin' 'round wallets like the dude that Kid Cudi hit," from "Thank You Freestyle"].

Kid Cudi: It wasn’t a shot, it’s just a simple-ass rhyme by a simple-ass rapper. You can’t let that shit faze you. That’s one of those raps that just shows the world that you wack. Why would you even use that as a metaphor? Everybody think they Hov. Niggas ain’t got the magic like they think they do; there’s only a couple of wizards in this game. I’m a wizard and I know it.

How do you feel about the “emo” label?

Kid Cudi: DMX is emo and he’s one of the realest niggas in the game. Emotion is what hip-hop thrives on. Don’t you want your music to have emotion in it? People like to always throw some negative cloud over it. Doesn’t even make sense. Jeezy is emo. When that nigga be rapping, you feel it. You know that nigga’s talking some real shit.

How heavy did the drug use get?

Kid Cudi: I started doing cocaine to get through interviews, ’cause people wanted to know a lot about my personal life and I wasn’t prepared for a 60 Minutes interview every time. Doing bumps I was able to get through the day, but then I would smoke weed to calm me down—it was the only way I could get through the day without people noticing I was doing it.

Kid Cudi: There’s another thing people don’t know. I have a daughter, born March 26th of this year. Her name is Vada, and she’s fucking awesome. That was eating me up, and it was stressing me out that nobody knew about her. I was trying to escape from that, too. Just trying to figure it out and make everyone happy, it’s a lot for somebody my age to handle. I was manning up and dealing with it in what I thought was the right way, but it was the wrong way. I want to be around for her. I can honestly say she was the wake-up call. The reality that it’s bigger than just you now—you have a responsibility and there’s no more time for mistakes. It’s time to stop fucking around.

So is that it for cocaine?

Kid Cudi: Yup. No more blow. People do drugs to camouflage emotions and run away from their problems. Now I’m going to deal with certain things as they come, prioritize shit—man up, so to speak. Just for the record, it bugged me out that people said it was liquid cocaine. No, I’m just fucking rich, and my blow comes in a jar. There was no liquid in it—that shit makes no sense.

At the Converse show in July where you acknowledged using cocaine, you said you’re going to be around until you’re “old as fuck,” and also said, “I’m sorry if I let you down, I love you.” Did you feel like you let your fans down?

Kid Cudi: Every time I snap. I’m sitting there making songs like “Heart of a Lion” and talking about getting through anything, and rising up, and I’m up here snapping and letting people break my shell. I have to practice what I preach. I get strength, and the kids use it.

9.16.2010

Diggin' in the Crates: Vol. 2

Jin Au-Yeung, quite possibly the most notable Chinese rapper in all of hip-hop, was widely known in the early 2000s for his freestyling prowess. This was most obviously seen on BET's 106 and Park, where Jin reigned supreme on the Freestyle Friday segment, eventually getting inducted into the hall of fame. Despite becoming somewhat famous, he never gained mainstream success in America (although he arguably did become the pride of China) and returned home to Hong Kong. There he dabbled as a Christian emcee, while still maintaining his skill on the microphone. Check out some Jin. This one is called "Get Your Hands Off Me." Produced by Swizz Beats, it was overlooked by many in the business. But a Jin fan like me has to let you guys hear it.

P.S. You might recognize the beat. Shawty Lo sampled it for his song "Dey Know."

9.13.2010

The 2010 VMA's: Kanye vs. Taylor Round II


Here we go again. Last night MTV took its annual break from its habitual airing of guidos fucking and punching each other to prove that the "M" in MTV actually means something. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the VMA's as much as the next guy, I just disagree with them on nearly every award they give out. But its commercially pop music and pop culture, so I can understand why they don't give out awards based on actual cultural relevance and artistic merit.

Anyways, the show started like they all do; Lady Gaga arrived clad in a fantastic outfit that looked like something out of Final Fantasy, every other ho in the place tried to be Lady Gaga, and MTV's journalists walked around interviewing the celebs who they wished they were (except for Sway it think it is... he's cool). Justin Bieber (who I actually kind of like... I know) did his thing with a cute little performance that was perfectly crafted to fit his teenage heart throb image. Eminem won several awards for that stupid video where he starts flying around like Hancock. Lady Gaga cleaned up as she should have for her video "Bad Romance," proving that good music and art can still win popularity contests. But the real story of the night, the reason most everyone tuned into the VMA's last night, was the largely unresolved Kanye-Taylor saga. What would Kanye do this time? How could he regain popular approval? What did Taylor have to say about the whole thing? With Taylor and Kanye both slated to perform the night was bound to play out very interestingly, and it did.
A year ago, Kanye pulled a horribly arrogant, alcohol and ego driven move that shocked the world of pop culture and just about everybody who saw it (me? hardly). He spent the majority of the following year in a self-imposed exile supposedly doing a lot of introspective thinking and musical creation. Although Kanye did apologize immediately after the incident, he did not deliver a thoughtful and deep felt apology till very recently via his twitter. Last night, however, he didn't simply apologize for the incidence, he explained it. He put it into a much broader context and showed us with a performance what he could not have said in words. He took the stage in classic Kanye fashion wearing a bold red suit with multiple chains as he played a live MPC (drum pad/machine). He rapped, and he sang with and without auto-tune, starting his performance dramatically and ending triumphantly backed by some complimentary pyrotechnics. He turned an apology into an anthem for all the misunderstood "assholes" out there just like him as he sang self-critically "Let's give a toast to all the douche bags," and apologetically "I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most." I could go on and on about his performance, but the bottom line is as he took his bow the crowd began chanting his name and continued to long after he exited.

Taylor Swift's performance was less notable due mainly to the specificity of its nature. She forgives Kanye saying "you're still an innocent" (grammar?). As a whole it is good that she has come to peace with the ordeal, but the song has an annoyingly self-righteous air that we've never heard from the little country-pop singer. She forgives him, yes, but it ends up sounding like a lecture from a mother. While Kanye's performance managed to touch on the broader over-arching issues that related to the event, making it seem insignificant (which it was... I mean its the VMA's come on people), Taylor treated it like it was some sort of huge personal catastrophe. In light of her SNL appearance following the incident, in which she joked casually about the interruption, the performance seemed ill timed and melodramatic. It was the sort of song I was expecting to hear from her, but the two artists seem to agree that its time to put the guns down and forget the "Imma let you finish" era of their relationship.
So can we please stop hating Kanye now? He apologized, he called himself a douche, he said he was in the wrong, and he pushed the envelope for hip hop performances at the same time. I mean, really what more do you want from the guy? Last night finally gave us some much needed closure on the Swift and West saga, and its dead now. Looking forward, I think next year we can all finally expect a regular VMA's with no fights, no interesting story, maybe a post-pubescent Bieber, and if we are lucky even more bitchy pop stars riding the success of Lady Gaga. Yay.

NOTE: To see the performances, click the link in the title.

9.11.2010

The Evolution of the Rap Group



In 1979, Wonder Mike, Big Bank Hank, and Master Gee, better known as the hip-hop group The Sugarhill Gang, released their hit song "Rapper's Delight." This was the first hip-hop song to become a Top 40 hit on the radio. "Rapper's Delight" brought the gem that was hip-hop to mainstream American audiences. It is heralded by most as the inauguration, the genesis, the very origin of the recorded history of rap in America. Followed closely by the introduction of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, hip-hop started off with the first few noticeable acts being groups. But I suppose that solo success overshadowed the importance of sticking to origins, and the rap group became a subgenre in the overall category of hip-hop. Over the course of the years, the rap group has intended to stay relevant and present. Groups like A Tribe Called Quest graced the game with their immediate classics, and recorded albums now referenced incessantly by any rapper trying to prove he knows the game's history. With Low End Theory and Midnight Maruaders consistently being put near the top of many "Best Album Lists," their impact is obvious. De La Soul gave themselves a foothold on the rap mountain with their lyrical prowess. Public Enemy gave a soundtrack to the youth as they called for a revolution. NWA lent their voice to the new gangsta rap and unknowingly gave many 21st Century preppy kids the soundtrack for which they would claim knowledge of rap for the rest of their lives. And need I say anything about Wu-Tang?
But alas, all good things must come to an end, as all of the aforementioned groups disbanded one way or another. And rap became a solo act. Granted, one very dependent on collaboration, but in the end, the credit was usually meant for one man only. As time went by, there were attempts to revive the group act. Diddy attempted to resurrect the idea with his Making The Band show, but Da Band folded after only one CD, with hardly any good music as a result. The L.O.X. yearned for Money, Power, and Respect, but Styles P., Jadakiss, and Sheek Louch never reached the mainstream success they wanted. Three 6 Mafia found success, but only after being featured in Hustle and Flow. If you doubt me, name 5 Three 6 songs other than Stay Fly or Slob on my Knob right now in your head. Groups like Naughty By Nature, 2 Live Crew, Geto Boys, all revered in some cult-like form now, but in their own heyday, none achieved the success that the mega-groups before them had.
Now today, perhaps there is a revival in the making. Supergroups once again are emerging. Helmed by Lil Wayne, the Young Money alliance has attempted to create a monopoly of sorts on the radio. Perhaps the Cali Swag District will avoid one hit wondership and have success unseen by fellow dance rappers Crank Squad and Dem Heizman Boyz. But these two will never have both commercial success and legitimate ranking in the eyes of the classic hip-hop heads. The hope, I suppose, rests on the shoulders of Kanye West and his G.O.O.D. Music label. Featuring a collection of both critically acclaimed and under appreciated performers such as Kanye himself, Big Sean, Kid Cudi, GLC, Charlie Wilson, Mr Hudson, and a selection of others. Perhaps Kanye can do what Weezy couldn't. Who knows though? Perhaps the Cool Kids will bring the group theory back. Perhaps the New Boys will show us a unseen level of talent. Once again, only time will tell.

Get out the wwwaaaayyyy young money its all about gooooooood

Speaks for itself. Incredible. Download Link in the title.

9.08.2010

Diggin' in the Crates: Vol. 1

This will be a weekly post from me from now until I feel like you all are relatively conscious of classic hip-hop. Here I will be providing you all with one of my favorite rap songs from the past, which is a vague and all-encompassing term that means what I want it to mean. Please listen and give me your opinions. First off:



This is Lamont Coleman, a.k.a. Big L. Definitely one of the best hip-hop lyricists in the history of the game. If you think that Lil Wayne has humorous punchlines, wait until you hear this guy. A lot of these Diggin' in the Crates posts will be songs from in him, in all likelihood (Only fitting since I got the name of the series from him). Big L, unfortunately shot down in 1999, was probably the best rapper alive at the time of his murder. This is only one example of the rapping ability that he has. Be sure to look up more of his stuff.

G92: Boldy Saying No Homo Where It Should Have Been Said Long Before

This is the first of a series which I plan to continue in hopes of exposing every homo-suggestive rap line possible.

At 2:55 In the song Weezy carelessly yells "My flow is like rubbing two logs," and for him we say "no homo."


9.06.2010

Free Weezy


With fifty-eight days left until the release of Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., the hip-hop world is moving forward slowly without the constant production of songs from the self-proclaimed "Best Rapper Alive." Young Money's presence is steady felt, however, despite his absence, by the young Drake and the bisexual(?) Nicki Minaj. But without Weezy, one must admit, the game is not the same. Wayne's style has been imitated by so many and duplicated by none. When he was at the summit of the hip-hop mountain, there were so many who wanted to walk in his footsteps. Even the ever original Kid Cudi, known for his cutting-edge honesty and creativity, at one point in time modeled himself after the CEO of Young Moolah. (I must cite Daniel Conover for this reference, he provided me with this information.) With so many constant attempts at recreating the style of Birdman J.R., (failed attempts, I might add) there was nothing more soothing than hearing the king himself grace us with his lyrical bars. But alas, all good things must end, and his reign stopped short with his admission into Rikers.
Which brings us to this point. J. Cole is now playing on the radio. Although bubble gum rap is still evident, lyrical skill is being more and more valued. Drake still claims much popularity, but I hear more and more requests for Eminem. It seems as if people have stopped trying to imitate WFB. A diehard fan like myself must wonder what this means for the Lousianimal. It is obvious that the Young Lion must step up his game and rise to the occasion in what seems to be a reviving hip-hop genre. During his stay in jail, he has begun writing lyrics instead of relying on his quick wit to fill his rhyme books. One can only hope that this will be enough for Birdman's son to stay on top in a dynamic game, or else Lil Weezyana will be out of a job. Only time will tell.

9.05.2010

KanYe Continues G.O.O.D. Fridays With Latest Release


In case you didn't know, G.O.O.D. music will be releasing a song from one of their artists every friday until Christmas. They are calling it G.O.O.D. fridays. The latest is a song song "Devil in a New Dress," presumably off of KanYe's new album... needless to say its great. Link in the title. Check it out.

9.03.2010

"I Can't Believe I'm Back Up In This Muhfucka!"

What's good fam? It's been a while, but like the title says I'm back. Boston sure has kept your boy busy, work training and freshmen events and stuff, hardly had any free time. I haven't been keeping up with the blog as much, haven't been keeping in touch with my people as much, and for this I apologize. I been busy, tryna make this paper, tryna promote the music, you understand. But forget all that. This marks the return of regular posting from Charles R., a.k.a. CJ Lamp, a.k.a. Big Ric, a.k.a. it doesn't matter what you call me, cuz you know who the fuck I am, so get off my dick about some bullshit. Now that I got that out of the way, lemme get some more shit off my chest.

1) If you haven't downloaded Summer School the Mixtape yet, I disown you as a friend. DatPiff, Youtube, Mediafire, Facebook Page, it's all over the net, no excuses.

2) Boston is amazing, I can't even get into it here. But I will be expecting a lot of y'all to come visit me while I'm up here, hit up some Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins games. You know.

3)A part of my work study job is working for BU Central, which is the underground concert venue at BU. They have a blog which, when it is up and operating, your boy will be writing for. Y'all being my faithful followers, I'll give you sneak previews and what not.

4) I'm also trying to get my own radio show on WTBU, the Boston University radio station. I'll update y'all as shit happens.

5) I'm back up in this muhfucka. Catch y'all later. Dueces.

8.31.2010

"How you make this beat, huh? On the wake and bake?"

This has got to be my favorite joint off of Shake's tape. Give it a listen and a download and get the mixtape if you still haven't.

8.30.2010

"We The Greatest In The World Baby!" Why KanYe Is Hip Hop's Savior

Hip Hop's greatest has finally broken the silence. By dropping two singles off of his new album, a G.O.O.D. Music mixtape, and an epic "Power" Remix, KanYe has finally given his loyal fans the big warm and fuzzy musical hug that they have been waiting for. Both of the tracks released off of his album thus far are an exciting promise of what is to come, but also indicate a major change in KanYe's musical style and overall attitude.

The first official single "Power"marks the start of a new era of Hip Hop for KanYe. He reaches back to his roots to pull out a beat that is as powerful as the title would suggest. The Sunday morning claps laid over hard hitting "Crack Music" drums gloriously announce The King's return, but the ending features a beautifully introspective, orchestral breakdown that shows KanYe did not exit his 808's phase without learning something. The song remains just as emotionally revealing, but he doesn't hide behind auto-tuned melodies. He refuses to run away from the Taylor Swift incident, letting us know that the outburst was just a symptom of his childish arrogance by outright saying "Fuck SNL and the whole cast." Any other person would come back from an incident like that
apologetically and with a hanging head, but KanYe as always refuses to bow compromisingly as he stares straight into the camera in the ridiculously progressive moving portrait that is the "music video" for "Power." Lyrically the song is a verbal representation of the internal struggle he went through during his exile. He says, "My childlike purity, creativity, and honesty, are honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts." For KanYe, the question is and always has been should he bow to the masses or stand defiantly and let his eccentric brilliance run free. "Power," the video and the song, is a big "Fuck You" to everyone who thinks he should keep himself locked up, and it is pure artistic beauty.

His second single is the soulful "See Me Now," a song reminiscient of Late Registration's, "We Major." Kanye uses his first half of the song as an unstructured canvas to show off his new and ever-improving flow. He also creates a soulfully optimistic playground of a beat for Beyonce and Charlie Wilson to showcase both of their respective superior vocal talents. The fearless juxtaposition of overused and cliched 808 hi hats and drum rolls with the pure instrumental originality of the rest of the beat is classic KanYe as he daringly interjects elements of Hip Hop culture into unexpected places (see his shoes, the Louis Vuitton Dons, that he designed for Louis Vuitton), reminding us that though he has entered a new artistic realm, he doesn't lose sight of his Hip Hop roots.

This is what KanYe does best. He justifies the ways Hip Hop to the greater world of art. He is currently Hip Hop's greatest hope of becoming a widely recognized art form. Simply put, he is Hip Hop's savior. His upcoming album has the potential to launch Hip Hop into that tier of music, and I have no doubt that it will. He has mastered Hip Hop to a degree that he is free to use it as his tool. He could easily turn his back on Hip Hop as he becomes more and more artistically involved in visual art and fashion, but he boldly refuses to hide what's inside him. That's what Hip Hop has always been about, and weather he is throwing a hissy fit on a stage at an award show, rocking Jordans at Paris Fashion Week, or laying hard drums over orchestral samples, KanYe has always been a pure embodiment of that spirit. Look out for his new album, its gonna be a game changer, and if you're not too busy hating him, it will undoubtedly change your view of Hip Hop as well.

8.29.2010

Back On The Grind

I realize its been a minute since I have posted anything, and to compensate, I'm gonna step my shit up. You can now expect much more frequent posting from me (idk about Ric b/c he's a douche.) I will be posting less in depth posts that will be comprised mostly of links to things which I find worthy of sharing along with a small tidbit of thought from me, but I will also be shooting to give a more in depth and analytical post whenever I find something deserving, hopefully around once a week. The start of my college career has brought me more free time than I know what to do with, so I've decided to give some of that time to writing in the form of this blog. So, be on the look out for a bunch of new posts for your entertainment starting tomorrow with an explanation of why I suck KanYe's dick so much so yeah... Please read it I'm tired of telling you assholes. Peace.

7.23.2010

Summer School: The Mixtape

Over the past couple of months, I have been engaging in a special project. As my love for most things rap grew, so did my desire to become a part of the art form I loved so much. And although I made a few songs by my lonesome, I admit that I lack the initiative to keep it up. Enter Tyler Franz, a.k.a. DJ Shake. He presented me with a great opportunity, to be a part of something new, fun, and creative. A homegrown producer, he produced a plethora of beats for Tyler Douglas, Carlton Logan, and myself, with which we made a lyrical playground. We recently spent an entire weekend recording Summer School: The Mixtape, and no blog post can make you understand the hard work that went into this. But I can try.The first session we ever recorded was a 2 day recording session at TD's house, which I like to think of as batting practice. We recorded one complete song over the course of the weekend. A nice upbeat rhythm, a catchy hook, nice verses, we considered the weekend a success. But after the short and, relatively speaking, unproductive session, we knew we had work to do. Our DJ left us in Richmond as he returned home to Raleigh, and there was a lull in the action.
And so we reconvened weeks later at Alex Helm's house for a one day session. Same crew, same objective. There we completed two songs, the John Mayer-samples "Gone" and the relentless lyrical showcase that is "No Hook." We decided to get together again the next day to record; however, a lack of a recording space denied us this privilege, and our DJ once again went home without his goal accomplished.
Until he devised a plan for a marathon recording session. One weekend in Raleigh. Twelve tracks. Three rappers. And success was imminent. With Monster and Bojangles Chicken in our systems, running on POW sleep hours, staying up late enough to watch the sunrise, we finished our project. From first hearing the ever smooth completed version of "Slowdown," to yelling and screaming on the hard-hitting "Drop the Mixtape," we went "ham" on that bitch. Constantly leaking songs to people such as the illustrious character that is William Charnock (one of the greatest men in the city, post on him coming soon), we created a buzz that could only be quelled with the release of the mixtape itself. So here it is: Summer School.

7.11.2010

LeBron to the Heat, Cleveland to end in armageddon shortly, Gilbert throws hissy fit.

Finally! LeBron has announced that he is leaving Cleveland for the Miami Heat. He is joined by Chris Bosh of Toronto and welcomed by the previous face of the Miami Heat, Dwayne Wade. Miami fans rejoiced at the acquisition of their new dream team... Cleveland fans... not so much. Understandably, the Cavs' fans were crushed when they heard that Lebron was leaving. Many who had gathered together anticipating the King to return to Cleveland turned away from their TVs in disappointment when the news was broken, and many reacted more violently. These reactions are definitely reasonable, although unfortunate, but the reaction of one fan in particular caught my eye.
Dan Gilbert, the current owner of the Cavaliers, was quick to write and post a letter (link in the title, check it out) to Cleveland fans following the announcement of LeBron's decision. It was less of a letter and more of a rant, and it was completely out of line. He called LeBron's decision an act of "cowardly betrayal," along with mocking LeBron for his hour long TV special calling the event "narcissistic." All of this childish venting was followed by a premature and impossible-to-back-up boast, nay, "guarantee" that he would somehow lead Cleveland to a title before the now excommunicated King would.

Of course, I got some shit to say about this. Really Mr. Gilbert? "cowardly betrayal?" what is LeBron betraying? If you are a fan of Cleveland, ask yourself this, "What are we losing because of LeBron's departure?" Now, once you have thought of your answer, ask yourself this, "Did LeBron give us that in the first place?" The answer is yes. I can already tell you. Any hope they ever had of winning a title, any increase in fan-base they have enjoyed, any credibility they have gained was given to them by LeBron. So answer me this Mr. Gilbert, exactly what is he betraying? Himself? You should be humbly thanking him for even gracing your court with his talents in the first place.

Now I have to speak on this one, the hour long special... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. Yes it was unnecessary, yes it was a bit egotistic, yes the charity was a stupid b.s. cover up(ish). BUT YOU FUCKING WATCHED IT. And honestly, what harm did it do you? I hate how people (Mr. Gilbert included) are using this along with his decision to paint LeBron as some sort of asshole egomaniac on a mission to screw over Cleveland. Are you kidding me? He was raised there, he's played there forever, you think this decision wasn't hard on him? Do you honestly think it doesn't pain the main to abandon his hometown? He is a real person with real emotions, and I'm sure he'd rather stay in Cleveland, but he had to make a reasoned decision with his brain, not his heart, to do what would best help him accomplish his goal, win a title. If Dan Gilbert's letter was a flaming argument about why Cleveland was the better team for him to win, I'd have no problem with it, but he was simply throwing a tantrum. I have heard that in Cleveland's meeting with LeBron they tried to play on LeBron's sentiments and emotions to get him to stay. LeBron had said himself he was separating him emotions from the decision. This is Cleveland's own fault. LeBron, doesn't want to be the next Patrick Ewing, he wants to be the next Jordan, and he can't do that without a couple rings on his finger. Every King needs his crown, that's all LeBron wants, and sadly, he couldn't get one in Cleveland no matter how hard he tried.

So please, America, hop off the guys balls. He is just being smart. And Mr. Gilbert, I pity you. Good luck trying to beat the Heat. Shit ain't gonna happen.

Facebook Relationships

Y'all know I could go all freaking day about the dynamics of Facebook. There is literally an unlimited amount of offerings that Facebook gives me to write blog posts about. There is no end. And it's not due to the actual institution of Facebook itself. Mark Zuckerberg created a near-perfect social networking site that my private school companions flocked to from Myspace way before my ghetto ass friends ditched Bebo. It's a damn good site. HOWWWEVAAAA, you people just use it's features to make your points passively aggressively (I do it, too; no worries.)
Case in point: One of my biggest concerns with Facebook is the relationship status shit. First of all, we have reached the point that if you're goin out with somebody, but it ain't on Facebook, it's not official. It's not "Facebook official." That's funny to me. But I kinda understand it though, so I'm not gonna shit on it. But the next thing: In an open relationship with. What does that mean? "We're both whores so we tryna bump uglies with other people too?" "I like her, but I don't like the bitch THAT much." "I like him, but I', tryna get with that other dude on the side." I've seen people in open relationships on Facebook, and I don't f****** approve, okay? That's stupid. Almost as stupid as "it's complicated," because if it was that damn complicated, you would be figuring that shit out and not putting it on Facebook. Enough, though; I digress. What I really, truly, and honestly love is this: A couple breaks up. They each change their relationship status to single, and outta nowhere, mothaf***** just start liking the hell out of it. I'm talking like 10 likes on a bitch being single. It's hilarious. Now when it's people I know well, and I know what's going on, it can be a sign of support. "That bitch has issues, dog, you need to be single. *Like*" "That dude cheated on you, what a douche!*Like" "About time y'all broke up, I been tryna smash your girl for like a month. *Like*" But if I don't know the situation, I just laugh my ass off in curiosity. What could the situation be where all of a dude's friends like that he's single? I would never like that in reality, because that means one of my boys just entered into a recession of his economy (you know what economy I'm talking bout) and in no way does that make me happy. As for girls, they do crazy shit all the time, so I just don't know.
That kinda stuff makes me love Facebook. I've seen enough Facebook fight break-ups, enough photo comment fights (shout out to Kyle Sharples), and all that crap, so when people band together over something like that, I smile. Maybe I'll even like it.

Music Review by Kurt Jensen

We here at Generation Nine Two love two things. One is music. You can tell from our posts that music is often our inspiration, we listen, we create, we critique. The other thing we love is Kurt Jensen. He is truly one of my favorite people ever, offering humor and insight into damn near any situation imaginable. He recently wrote a review to Eminem's Recovery, which I found very interesting, and I'm sure you will find it interesting as well. The link is on the title for you noobs.

6.20.2010

Singer-Rappers and the Industry

Around two years ago, Conover and I were on the road, going to a friend's house for a little get-together. I didn't know exactly where I was going, and from the looks of our surroundings, neither did he. We ended up lost, in the middle of nowhere, in a place where it looked like lynching was still alive and well. As we rode around, bewildered, trying to find the house, Daniel looked to me and said, "Dude, check this song out, it's like my favorite song right now. It fits the situation." He fiddles with his iPod and puts on a song by a fairly unknown artist named Kid Cudi. The song: "Day 'N Nite." Immediately, my heart flutters, and I fall in love with this young man. His music soothes me, the open and honest lines spill his emotions, and his ability to humble himself on a track, they all take me for a ride instantly. Over the summer, I download his mixtape, "A Kid Named Cudi," learn all the lyrics, and stop doing anything but listen to him.
August rolls around, a month after the mixtape dropped, and I heard that he was visiting the Norva in Norfolk for a concert. I immediately buy my tickets, and later, with my friend Noel Martinez in the back seat, and Hutton Adcock waiting there, head to the concert. There, I anxiously enjoy the first opening act, named 88-Keys, while I wait for Cudi. But the second opening act, a man who introduces himself as Bobby Ray, comes to the stage, and for a good thirty minutes, I forgot the reason why I came to Norfolk. His skill with a guitar is what catches my attention at first. Then his ability to switch gracefully between rapper and singer. Overall, the man changed my idea of what a rapper was. I came to the concert to see Cudi, but B.o.B. simply blew my mind. With Kanye in a state of dormancy, and Lil Wayne on his steady decline in skill, I honestly thought that it would be this man who would bring hip-hop back to the forefront of American culture. A rapper with an actual musical background who played guitar, piano, produced his own songs, wrote his lyrics, switched from hood to graceful in a second. I put my hopes for the genre into him. Simply put, I considered him the Messiah of rap.
Fast forward several months, and suddenly Kid Cudi is playing on the radio. I'm talking number one single kinda stuff. Everyone I know, and a ton of people that I dislike, are suddenly singing his songs. I was a tad bitter at first. I mean I had been listening to this dude with Conover and Hutton Adcock for months. Songs are available in two seconds now on the internet that months ago it took me hours of google-ing to find. But it passed slowly, because I fully believe in Kid Cudi and appreciate who he is, and with time I came to come to terms with his new-found popularity. It was easy because I knew from all of the Cudi that I had on my iPod BEFORE his album came out, that he was just making his type of music, not being manipulated by the A&R machine for marketing purposes. The man was being open and honest and not changing his ways. When people sang Day and Night, to them it was catchy, but to him it was sorrowful. When people sang Pursuit of Happiness, to them it was "deep" (which can be an incredibly superficial way to describe something) but to him, it was just life. So I bought Man on the Moon, and listened religiously. Months later yet, I see on iTunes that Bobby Ray is coming out with a single. I immediately faint, and when I awaken, I listen to it. Clever lines, nice background singing from the man himself, and a guest appearance from some Matthew Santos wannabe, sounds good to me. Maybe not the best B.o.B. song, but he needed something to create a buzz, so I'll live with it. But in the back of my mind, there was a shadow of doubt. What if he had lost what made him so great before, and God forbid, what if his whole album sounded like "Nothin' On You." History tells the tale of Ric being right once again. The anxious waiting for SEVEN MONTHS for this man to blow up and become famous now amounted to nothing, as his musical stylings had become a music label tool. Instead of appealing to music lovers because he is an open and honest musician, all that matter are the demographics that buy his music. The machine that is the industry got to him and tore him apart. Most B.o.B. "fans" now don't even understand the musical growth that it took for him to get where it is now.
Which brings me to my point. When people talk about the "Death of Hip-Hop" nowadays, and bite my thumb at them. Hip-Hop will never die; as long as there are backpack rappers, as long as guys are scratching records on turntables (like me and Daniel, please contact one of us for our services, Generation Nine Two), as long as people freestyle on the corner, the culture remains breathing. However, developments like this B.o.B. situation really do threaten the health of Hip-Hop. Here was a guy who honestly had something to say. A boy who grew up in a handmade two room house, who understood the meaning of struggle for black and white people, who understood being bullied, who understood being poor, who understood having dreams and making them come true yourself. And for all that experience, I get the girl from Paramore and a clever video for "Nothin' On You." I suppose it's my fault for having such high hopes. But the man had so much potential.
It makes me wary. Here is the archetype of what Hip-Hop's true Messiah should be. And he was twisted in seven months. Is this gonna happen every time a rapper with promise shows up on the stage. Singer-rappers are my favorite, because the variety of styles without having to rely on other people creates a good vibe in a song. But every time one of these hybrids occur, is the media and popularity gonna ignore their real message for the sake of novelty? God, I hope not. I still have my faith in Cudi. I still love B.o.B. But I'm also still waiting for someone to show up. I hope to God that I man can both rap and sing, and not be expected to turn into a pop sensation. Why can't he do both and still be a good hip-hop artist. Why do we have to appeal to the masses with this shit? Newsflash: T-Pain can rap. Trey Songz can rap. But they won't get exposure because of the way they are marketed. Marketing should not determine which of man's skills he gets to showcase. That is bullshit. B.o.B is becoming a martyr in the eyes of his former fans.
So please, download B.o.B's earlier mixtapes, so you can understand his musical journey. Enlighten yourself. The more enlightened people there are, the more likely it is for B.o..B to return to form.
Disclaimer: B.o.B made a good CD. I enjoy the song Airplanes, he was open and honest in it, that's all I wanted. I just would've like a rapper to put out a hip-hop album, not a pop album. I also find it very humorous that B.o.B always talks about people hating on him in blogs, and here I am hating on him in a blog. (If you never got the B.o.B vs. Bobby Ray mixtape, you wouldn't know this tidbit, you fucking pop-loving posers. JK. I'm not Madigan Mayberry.)

P.S. Free Kid Cudi