Techniques in Flirtation While Texting: Shower References

There are two different times that a person can refer to the shower during a textual conversation. The first is innocent. It goes something like this:
"Hey I gotta get in the shower, so i'll text u after, bye!"There, the shower is used as the reason for leaving; it is a necessary statement that explains the future absence of the texter. As the Merovingian would say, "Cause, and effect." Simple, clear cut, no confusion is induced.
But but but but but of course, there can be the irrelevant, capricious shower mention that takes the conversation to another dimension. Here, an example:
"Hey whats up?""Nothing much, just got outta the shower"Now what the hell am I supposed to say to that? That is an A-Bomb, no wait, H-Bomb, in the progress of conversation. Think about that for a second. Remember that every 7 second thing I talked about? Yeah, so add to that equation you mentioning yourself in the shower. I'm not gonna get too graphic here, but you know what I'm saying. The shit is real suggestive. Any way that I respond to this could, in my mind, possibly, step on a f****** land mine. So obviously, I'm gonna be kinda tentative in my response, which will either a) negate your attempt at flirting or b) make me feel awkward because I think I'm negating your attempt at flirting.
Of course, that could be your meaning. If you want me to imagine you wet, naked, (I changed my mind, I'm getting graphic) then by all means, throw that shower shit in there. Maybe that's your purpose; do what you do, girl. Spit your game, talk that shit (c.f. Notorious Thugs, Notorious B.I.G., 1997). But otherwise, keep that to yourself.