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4.06.2010

Kyle Singler... ugly dude or humanoid alien?

I don't think I need to say much about this. He's an ugly dude. Somewhere between his Golem-esque hair, his cold, lifeless, bug eyes, and his unfortunately shaped head, I began to have my doubts. How does someone like this even make it onto TV? I mean, I understand he's good and all of that, but, seriously, you think at some point in his career a coach or even a CBS representative would have sat him down and just been like, "Kyle, you're a great player, but we can't have your alien lookin ass on this team." Anyways, before I start feelin bad for the dude, I raise the question, Is he human? Many viewers of the tournament feel that this is a valid question, and I agree. My own answer is that it is doubtful, and he is probably more closely related to that nasty ass bug guy in Men in Black (don't you see the resemblance?). But hey I'm sure he's a nice dude, and the bottom line is he has a big, hopefully not too reflective trophy to be happy with for a year which he will hopefully spend comfortably out of the public (my) eye. Ew.

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  1. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SO AGREE!!!!!!!

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